i cornered and kissed her
and it pissed her sister off
i tore up and tagged her
and it flagged her haggard mom
i now pronounce you “man and wife”
good day, “good things”
and you may kiss the bride
the fat lady sings
(i take the fall for all again...
into the fire department
i take the call, comedienne.
so fare thee well, my fair-weather friend.)
i caught and dismissed her
and soon missed her blistered skin
i taunted and hit her
and soon quit her next of kin
i now pronounce you “dag and fyke”
good day, “good things”
and you may kiss the bride
the fat lady sings
(i take the fall for all again...
into the fire department
i take the call, comedienne.
so fare thee well, my fair-weather friend.)
“good things”