when the cat's away the mice will play

i shave your legs and eat your eggs

carrot cake and rattlesnake

tomato paste below the waist

if

anything goes today

then

everything goes away

i say:

"mount my face… don't hesitate…

'cause second base is second-rate.”

and

anything goes today

then

everything goes away

it's a test… i’m tempting fate

"save the best for last" you say

it's a trap and you're the bait

he's off the map and on his way

but

anything goes today

then

everything goes away